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"Quazzys Assistant"
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Quazzy Modo puts an ad in the local paper "Assistant needed to help Quazzy ring his bells." A young out of work man goes to apply for the job. Quazzy takes him to the top of Notre Damme and says "Ok I'll show you what to do." Quazzy takes a run down a long plank, jumps a 3 foot gap grabs the bell rope, rings the bell and when the rope comes back up jumps back onto the plank.
"Ok your turn!" Said Quazzy. The young man ran as fast as he could jumped grabbed at the rope and completely missed it, Quazzy caught him just in time to stop him falling. "No sowwy you're not good enough" Said Quazzy. The man was so desperate for the work he begged Quazzy for another chance telling him he would take more of a run up this time. Quazzy agreed.
The man went all the way to the back of the plank, ran with all his might, jumped, completely missed the rope, and smacked his chin on the bell. This time however Quazzy didn't catch him and he fell 500 feet to his death.
Quazzy ran down the bell tower where he found the police drawing white lines around the body. The policeman said "Quazzy do you know this man?" Quazzy replied "NO but his face rings a bell!"
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